Make Me Laugh!

[amira]

yea thats so true the feet changes direction just had a practice :D  .

[Fateez]

15 minutes!!! 15 whole minutes is how long me and a bunch of jobless

procastinators spent trying to prove this thing wrong. Ended up going in

da books and yes, we found an answer! Now i dont wan2 go all nerdy on

you, but dats some really cool stuff!

[bakangizo]

15 minutes!!! 15 whole minutes is how long me and a bunch of jobless

procastinators spent trying to prove this thing wrong. Ended up going in

da books and yes, we found an answer! Now i dont wan2 go all nerdy on

you, but dats some really cool stuff!

Went thru books? Lallai you have time on your hands. Have you finally solved it? (not asking you to mention it, if indeed you have). I may put up a price :lol:

[dan kauye]

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  wallahi its true!! :P  :P  :P
Ina fara zana 6 din, sai naji kafar tana canza direction!!!  :D  :D

***Dies twice*** You so live,hun.

[Fateez]

15 minutes!!! 15 whole minutes is how long me and a bunch of jobless

procastinators spent trying to prove this thing wrong. Ended up going in

da books and yes, we found an answer! Now i dont wan2 go all nerdy on

you, but dats some really cool stuff!

Went thru books? Lallai you have time on your hands. Have you finally solved it? (not asking you to mention it, if indeed you have). I may put up a price :lol:

Oh, I meant i have found a reason why they move together, not a

reason to oppose it (something's really wrong with my communication

skills these days). i think da only possible way to get them to move in da

opposite direction is to get a stroke or any form of brain damage affecting

da thalamus. Now we don't wanna do at do we? Or if anyone's willing to

be da guinea pig ... :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted: Mad Scientist at ur service!

[bakangizo]

To kun bani gari in fadi amsar? 8)

[HUSNAA]

To ai tun da Fateez ta ce maka thalamus ai an gama magana.... Ina kuma za a duba in banda kwalkwalwa? :?

[bakangizo]

Ku dai ku bani gari in kun kasa :D  We don't want any brain damage case.

[HUSNAA]

To ni dai na sallama. Ban san sauran ba amma. Anyways GO AHEAD!!!  :D

[Dave_McEwan_Hill]

Can anybody move their ears up and down? I'm doing that at the moment.  (You'll all just have to believe me on this).

[bakangizo]

Can anybody move their ears up and down? I'm doing that at the moment.  (You'll all just have to believe me on this).

Ewww :o  Sounds like a character from a Sci-Fi flick.

[HUSNAA]

Can anybody move their ears up and down? I'm doing that at the moment.  (You'll all just have to believe me on this).

I am trying to move my ears seriously..... but my eyebrows are the features responding............ :P  

Bakan Gizo, the town is at yr disposal..... give us the solution to the leg mystery I beg!! :P

[lionger]

One of my childhood friends could move his ears. Not me though. And I actually managed to do a semi-clockwise rotation with my right foot while drawing 6 w/ my right hand. got it after a few minutes.. and i'm still sane  :D

[Fateez]

Yeah, i give up too.

Lionger thats impressive.

For some strange reason all da people in primary

school that could move their ears were very devilish and stubborn.

Muda, can u move ur ears?? :twisted:  :twisted:

[neozizo]

Azumi na bani wahala yau,so can perform niether now.try later bayan ansha ruwa
Cant c d point of all his but u guys r really funny all the same,made my day.


Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLIN POWELL
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

HUSNAA
To prove it could also do what the zakara could do

MUDA
E jus peel like

ADMIN
Chicken are not allowed on this side of the road.

DAVE_HILL
They always do that in Scotland

LIONGER
There were too many pro Islamic hausa/fulani people on this side of the road

BARDE
To escape from Niger-Delta militants

NURA
It was the decent thing to do

BAKAN~GIZO
To get away from Gen. Buhari

MUHSIN
Please can anybody here tell me y the chicken crossed the road?

FATEEZ
The cool people were on the other side

ZIZO
Uhh?I don?t know