All of u gather around lets converse!!!

[Twinkle]

Allah sarki baby boy :'( :'( Kada ka damu, when ever you need a momma to cheer you up when things get down, just holla at me ok ;)

[Fulanizzle]

THATTTTTTSSSSS whats beeN buggin u :-[
I feel for u...bro i feel for u...Allah sarki....sannu...sannu
Look i am not asking u to forget and I will never blame u if u never forgive....i wouldnt too...and even though i dont know that monstress...i hate her...with every atom within me...and i dont know u, but I will NEVER forgive her for what shez done to you ......
but i am asking you....infact begging you to not think all women are the same...and to not take it out on all women... infact she aint a woman....wannan bata da feelings...shes inhuman........coz of her dont hate us... Wallah some of us are real good...and ur name....pls change it to WITCH HATER..... coz the way she treated u..even a lifeless object doent deserve such thingz!!!!!!

You know what? keep ur head up, never let her words or action bring u down....continue to have faith in God, continue to do ya thang...continue to represent......Allah is wit u.....and we the kanoonline fam are praying for ya...n we got ur back homey!!!!

Much fulanicious luv!!!
salamu alaikum

ur a sunshine....keep ya head up!

[Blaqueen]

lol twinkz!!!!!

heeeeeeeeeey HAFSY and UMMITA!!!! i had a dream with u gurls!!! it was at this strange spot.. like a stadium, abi na auditorium.. lol... dont worry.. u didnt look ugly  ;D ya'll were representin!!.. newayzz. i juss thot that was odd.. and wanted to share wit' ya'll....

i juss pray i wont get any nightmares of alhamza and IBB and error and....oh i pray not! ;D

[Twinkle]

Ayya is all kanoonline loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
but chia why this girl no dream me ehn/ Why why why? Dyme you sure say you never forget me for the best scene in you dream. Why she no dream me :'(Abeg dream me next.

and emmmmm ke, ki spreading holy water around for corners of your bed, because I alone really kno what these to girls really are ;) Even though we are miles apart. I kno what they do in Umuahia.......

Oh......you were together with them in a staduim or na auditorium........shikenan u don join. I knew it!!! Cult members. Chia make I raise ma skirt, ignite my legs and do z hundered meter relay zoom off. I fear you girls. Abeg Dyme I take chineke beg you no dream me. I no want

But seriously thats weird, dreamt on them? Are they freind of your if yes then saboda haka ne, but its all kanoonline family love. but I still remain firm there is something going on among the three og you (I was just touching my head and looking at my back to make sure am not the next victim)  ;D

[Anonymous]

To jama'a na gode duka. Twinkle that would have been most comforting.Thanx guys. Yes! I have passed it over, that remaisn a history just wanted Ummita & Hajiya FUlanicious to get the real picture before they think am being cruel ;). Thnaks Ice, venom,Ihsan, Dyme . Such is life ;D Oh well were did we live the fun ;DSomebody heat up this place ;)

[Blaqueen]

hmmm.. make i tell u... since i was a baby.. i've been hard-core ::)

even during my embryonic days... i was reppin well well! my mom said i was one tuff belly kid.. ;D

when i was about 4 months old.. i burnt my elbow with hot water... my mom heard meeh crying.. but ignored meeh.. cuz she said i always cried for no reasons aniwayz.. then my dad said my mom shld check on meeh.. cuz the crying didnt sound normal...
momsy turned around... she saw flask dey lie down wit' meeh.. haba, her front started falling... she lifted meeh up.. and she said that my elbow and flesh were literally HANGING OFF, as if they would DRIP OFF!!!!!
it was soooooooo bad.. that the doctors thot my nerves got affected.. and i almost had it CHOPPED OFF!!!!.. but luckily.. they figured it wasnt that deep.. and juss had medications..
i still have the SCAR on my elbow.. since i was 4 months ooo! :o

then... when i was still below a year old.. a bomb went off behind our crib.. and the glass window shattered all over meeh... my dad carefully picked up all the pieces while my momsy dey panick finish!

so..worrelse.. ah yes... i was about 2-3 yrs old..and i fell in a bunch of broken mineral glasses... someone broke them.. and i was the lucky kid to dive in!.. i got stitches above my lip and other scars...

..still a toddler.. i took a razor blade and kinda slashed my thumb.. i dont remember if i wanted to chop off my thumb on purpose or not... maybe i was juss trying to yanke my qumba.. only the Good Lord knows...

when i was about 6 yrs old... i was swinging b/w the side table and grandmomsy's bed.. when my one of my hands slipped and i came crashing on the EDGE of the WOOD!
i stood up immediately.. looked around.. horrifying faces dey stare meeh back.. i smiled trying to show "naw, i aint hurt".. but then felt a warm feeling over my eye.. it was BLOOD! my upper eye got CUT BAD!... and then suddenly.. DIZZINESS!.. then CP time! sha, i had a stitch.. the scar still dey...
that stitch was one of the coolest experience i had.. i can still remember how they did it! kool!

then.. when i was about 5.. or i guess 6.. in my popsy village.. i was playing around some wood planks. one happened to have a huge @$$ nail on it.. then meeh, wai ban yadda ba, i get "super converse", i go step on the nail and it wont penetrate.... BOI WAS I WRONG!!!!
well.. for some reason it didnt hurt.  i was trying to shake off the plank with the nail IN my foot.  and i saw this one boi (in our compound) and yelled at him..."kana gani da qusa a kafa na baza ka taimake ni ba? D'Allah zo ka tayani chirewa"...
so i got a tetanus shot... and well survived... half the village (ok maybe not half.. but trust all those almajirai to come and watch) came to check out the "laffing gurl with a nail up her foot".. for some strange reason, the nail tickled as they were drawing it out!

then.. i fell off trees about a KAZILLION TIMES! but i never fractured a bone.. i conquered a lot of trees... olive trees, oak trees, bishiyan mangoro (my fave to climb), and also those kano trees with red flowers and flat green fruits. Guava trees are tiny.. but i climbed them finish.. i got hurt a lot of times...
especially when our uncle would come and chase us away... meeh and my cousins and friends on top of the tree.. and we alarm "ga uncle lawandiiii..... mu dirga!!!!!!!!!"
haba, then u see everyone running for cover!! man.. i love life..

then.. meeh and a couple of kids on our block. used to go and tease dogs and make them chase us... dayum, once we teased this huge dog!!!!! and wow.. see us sprinting around the neighborhood!!!!! and the thing never tire.. it juss dey pant and run after us.
i guess that was the last time i tried ish like that... the dog nearly BIT us.. and i know that one get sumthing that pass rabies.. it sabi culture HIV virus in its mouf!...

on my 15th bday... hmm.. i nearly drowned! talk about dday...(DEATHDAY)...
my friends threw a party for meeh... so i come dey wage hakori.. i come baff up.. so fresh and so clean clean... i had these heavy boots enh.. and baggy wando.. i come carry my sef dey shine!!!..
then to my shock.. those yeye pesin come lift meeh toss meeh in the pool.. the DEEP side!!.. see how my baffs come weigh meeh down.. chineke! wai!!!!.. i was SHOCKED TO MA BONE MARROWS!
then my peoples thot i was faking it.. wallahi the 'yan banza left struggling for a good amount of time.. until on of the girls were like "uh, guys, i think she's serious..".. but the gurl wasnt in her swimsuit...(she had a reasons). so she couldnt come and get meeh.. she tried to tell the others.. but them too busy dey laff like clown!..
then finally.. they got in and pulled meeh out.. come see how everyone ya tsure! we sat there for about 5 mins juss  :-X  :-X  :-X  :-X
then the party went on LoL!

to be cont....

[Borg]

WOW, you be proper 'problem yarinya', remain small you fit pass me sef!

[Venom]

on my 15th bday... hmm.. i nearly drowned
then to my shock.. those yeye pesin come lift meeh toss meeh in the pool.. the DEEP side!!..  wallahi the 'yan banza left struggling for a good amount of time..  

lol lol lol was it a cold night  ;D ;D ;D

[fulani_queen]

dyme queen....bout tha lizard washin thing..lol...i wonder y u r suprised. u too sound like a person who will also do tha same thin....even worse.... :P

[Fulanizzle]

Women luver.... pls dont make me n ummita look bad here... u came all of a sudden and showed us no LUV... tell me, what do sistaz do when they are showed no luv... u started the whole thing...
and i wanna just say that u shouldnt judge

people b4 u knw them. not all women r the same. And Allah subhana wa taala KNOWZ and is my witness that I will NEVER EVER  EVEN DREAM OF WHAT UR STEP MOM DID TO U.... I WOULDNT  EVEN DO IT TO AN ANIMAL.
But whats done is already done, and Allah saka for u....

fi Amanallah

[Fulanizzle]

DYME....I'LL KEEP PRAYING FOR U.....

where is that pastor when u need him!

[Hafsy_Lady]

lol at dyme. Allah sarki human hater  :'( :'( :'(

[Blaqueen]

lol.... naw.. it was a nice weather country!!!!

borg.. lol.. mhm.. thats juss the ones i had time to put up... kai, and people wonder why i be RELIGIOUS!.. God has ma back lol...

fulaniqueen... u berra commot!..lol.. and nicious, its ok, I'm my own pastress...

[Ihsan]

Aunty Dyme woooooooo! I greet u well well... what an adventure...

[Hafsy_Lady]

Make I nak wuina one chapter. Fashy the other sitori this one na new one.

We all sabi stobburness wen we dey small. Ok wo! na mi na mi. E get one time. We jam pack me and my uhuahia crew Ummita & blads for that place Kano (kai that kano sef! he he he) na them sabi theirselves. Heni we. This party go jam! Naso we just dey front as per els don jam. Heniwe, na eight of us come plan to go that party. (except party popper Ummita) ::) hiss dama she sabi spoil anything and without her abubuwa basu dadi ;D abeg if you read this one make your head no big wo! Heniwe we come plan we arrange eyebrow, arrange nail everything correct we apply make up we take polish face. Dma di party go nak ego begin hussling for nine of di clock hour. Heniwe we all gather. Dama gels wuna know who di drivers (the boys of course ::)) so e remain tiri people wey no get ride, naso we beg blad she she carry us go. Naso she come carry us drop us say have fun, but she no root wey she go go back home, as per ba yar gari bace bata san kano sosai ba, heniwe mi no sabi drive dama, naso I come get my freind sun koma she kuma she come ring sombodi make she go pick her. Heniwe! we jam there. everything dey gravy like so, Other people just dey dance.......wuna grab wetin I sabi do ko ;) ;) Browsing and selecto kuma my cute boo dey diya as well. Anyway me and my boo just dey chill like so. Naso my blad come call my cordless, wireless, mobile, cellular,econet, mtn telephone(by the way kai that econet abi na mtn) (na wuna sabi) anyway she come say Blad granny mama done nak town! She come nak say my mama as well don nak town! Again my older brother don nak That my brother burauba...na correct Godzilla he bi. I fear him pass my father sef. I no reme,ber di time I fly pass my bobo. Naso he just dey hola my name (for inside my mind, I juust dey say ba yanzu ba bob, ba bayani kawai) I gather 3 of the girls wey dey stay under our roof. We come call blad she no fit answer her telphone. Heniwe ba mota"! All the boysd dey hussling naso two of my cousinz bros come gimme car keys but di tin bi say I no sabi reach drive! Di other gel kuma her bodi dey shake (My granmma na correct evil pessin she bi ;D koya yana tsoro) Heniwe naso we si this big alhaji wey get this big belle, wallahi he look as if e get belle. Well di man like my pirend naso he say 2a'a yanmata bari na kai ku inda zaku" at that moment we no get time to give dirty look or that kine attitude before the man corner go driver sit I have already entered the car. Heniwe! naso di man dey drive slowing trying to chirps my pirend 9niko tsinewa nakeyi) heniwe he ask of my pirrend name she come nake Nafeesa (kuma ba sunan gskiya bane) well gist dey jist between them, mu kuma for back seat just dey pray and sweat!!!!!! Heniwe I loose control come call her by her correct name. I come say Hadiza don allah kara buga wayan Ummita ki ce mata tace ma Deborah su bude mana back door (guess what that fat belle man come say dama karyan suna kuke mun, to ku fita a mota na) Come see shame, Allah ya isa wallahi haka ya sauke mu for titi, that wuna kano road ::) anyway an ma kusa gida :P Infact we just dey front and all these kano people dey hola us, one man took a left turn instead of rgiht. Gaskiya mim sef I know we nak kano ;D 8) ;) Heniwe we just dey cat walk, da muka shiga wani titin gidan aunty nawa, we raise our cloth, remove shoes and after the coutn of two he he he come see gudu even horse no pass us. Wallahi ban san na iya gudu haka ba. We reach my aunt house. My heart just dey palpitae as I spot my gran mama car. I just collapse for gate eyes coem bring tears nba san mun shiga uku. Naso I come dey recite addua. I come call our maigaird the main gate was locked chineke! Chiaw!!!!! we come go back gate closed! I come spot my room get light. Ummita Ummita ! I come dey shout name. But di yeye gell come blast music. She no fit hiya. I come dey regret say why I carry dis gelk come our house sef (ko ya yake ita yaruwa ce ;)) My freind just dey recite suratul yasin, we come dey rub rub addua for bodi. Da na ga GO NO GO. Nace Hadeza, Farida, Raliya wuna sabi climb tree and fence, one come say nidai nasan ina karama ina hawa nace oya1 I come raise cloth but di problem bi say...wuna know that kine electornicitjng wire wey people dey put don barari, we gettam but lucky enoguh babi tawai fence side din. Naso I come help Reeya I come say climb that brancvh ki dirka she climb and dum! she land. Hadiza come land as well. I come dey throw shoes, bags, mobile through fence. Mariya come do one heavy crash land! dummmmm! I come say kun kwashe kaya? I no hear reply? I come say Hadiza ki shiga gareji akwai ladder di dakko? I no hiya reply as per I no get anybody to raise me? I come da swear why they no dey answer. I come vex come climb tree out legs for branch I come do one kine summersault crash land. wuna know those kine gravel stone? Make una imagine di kine ciwo da naji. I come let one kine breath piaw!!! I come spot all my freinds dey stand dey look me. Naso I come spot ummita I come say haba! blad why you do us shege? I come say ina Hajia? Ina mama? Baffa fa/ welll di suprising thing bi say blad no even look me for eye her head de kasa. My freinds as well. Nace iskanci wannan ma ai iskanci ne ina magana kun share ne. Inafact kayan tana zubar baku kwace ba. I come bend down one select ONLY my kaya. I come spot another extra six legs. I come spot one leg wey I recap years back I use to massage those feet wen I bi small I come say HAJIYA!? ::) I see warpper I say MAMA? I see those kine kanawa tazarce I know say na yaya? I lost touch of blood. Infact na blood just dey clot for my heart. I come do slow motion raise head small. My heart just de na buguja ! bigid! bigidi! honestly on that day my heart nak differently kuma honest I no dey feel my heart for di place wey ibi na for head I dey hear heart beat. I come look blad, come look my freind. My granny come say kun dawo? I come say ah! hajiya mama Baffa? Kunzo lafiya? Dama yanzu nake cewa ko lafiya? well make wuna no blame me I lier. I confuse pass anything. My granny say yanzu kuma barayi kuka zama? Anyway my granny fire us like hell. Aka kira masu gadi fire them as well. Naso my brother come ring my uncle who bi correct SOLDIER! Akace za'a zane mu. My uncle came that night wo around 3:55pm. In gaya muku yanuwa a waje muka keana. Infact wen uncle solly come (na di name we take call em ) Uncle solly yace ai Hajiya ba wata magana da safe za'a je a kulle su kawai behind bars. My mama kom say kwairai , suna nuna ma barayi hanyan shigo wa, she come say for that matter Party!!!!! cikin dare nann!!!! wai wani direban ne ma ya kaiku? Ku kira Nura...Nura na you take this gels go party? Nura say no naso we all come look Ummita. By that time Ummita was alrady half dead (ke if you read this sitori) idannunki kawai nake tunawa, but because of di love wey di blads dey share. I comot boldly come say my freind took us. Anyway my brother say if I keep keep quite za'ayi mana duka. Uncle solly come bring this big previa car come load party gels four of us. za'a kaimu police station, za'a kulle mu behind bar. My granny was saying kuna mata, yaran musulmai whatever whatever. Ni by that time. as per I no get experiance ban taba zuwa ba I was thinking of that Oputa panel, di type of harsh treatment, I come look Hadiza come say, za'a bamu fararen kayta da kwanon karfe she come dey cry. Uncle solly one close door my mama coem dey say.....akaisu ko na huta kuma ba wanda zai zo visiting. I come hold door, come fly comot go hold my mama dey cry cry cry. dey beg I come dey swear say we will never even step out. My granny was saying Bukar baza ka tafi sasu ba (uncle solly kenan) Ummita just dey cry.......wallahi it looks so real that we were going. because my mama call our househelp deborah wai ta bamu abinci a tefi demu. I dey cry dey call Ummita name. Nace shikenan no music, no yawo, no abinci beta, no fine clothes, no frejnds, no tv all that I was thinking. I come dey cry. Uncle solly come do u turn naga this one na for real. I come open window dey call my mama name. Dama I love that woman like hell but on that day nace anya she bi my mama kuwa/ because she dey influence uncle solly. Heniwe shege Mamma ;) hes the best maigaird...he come open gate. I come dey think say duka yan unguwa zasu ce those umuahia gels wey land few wks for kano for that unguwa dey go cell/ well uncle solly drove road pass we just dey beg uncle solly. Naso he just dey drive around one time yace zaku kara? before he finish that one I DONE swear ten time, har ma ina cewa I wont go back umuahia sai na ance, ba zan je kitchen ba sef sai na tambaya, anway he come carry us go home. anso Mummy hajia come dey shout baka kai su ba? Naso he come sai ai sun nemi gafara. Fada ko munsha shi. My granny come dey address as as barayi. We come enter room Ummita eyes come red my own come red. NASO WE LOOK EACH OTHER. we come tiya LAUGH......We all enter toilet fall for graound dey laugh. Come see as we cover mouth Ummita come dey call us barauniya number 1 2 & 3, hussling party gels. I laguht tiya. Why? its just di episode of di climbing and landing and meting the threee most feared people except my mum in front og me. and wen we were being manouvered away to cell!!!!!!!! Since that day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If we dey go party we go blow lie!!!!!!! Infact did we stop or not? lol yes we did!!!!!!!!!!!!

I go nak you the bestest ever past history of me......That one na real real episode.........