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Quote from: mufi on September 05, 2007, 08:56:23 PMKai Dan Allah kuyi mana a hankali da wadannan jokes din ;D Lol!! cikina har ciwo yakeyi ;DHere is another blonde Joke, enjoy!!!God Bless Blondes at Football GamesA guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football (American not Soccer)game. They had greatseats right behind the bench. After the game, he asked her how she likedthe experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially the reallytight pants and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn'tunderstand whythey were killing each other for 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What on earth do you mean?""Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest ofthe game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back!
Quote from: IBB on September 13, 2007, 06:19:21 AMI didnt get the joke can any1 explain it 2 me pls. thanx
Quote from: HUSNAA on September 03, 2007, 06:14:48 PMOK another one ;DA Texan was taking a taxi tour of London with the taxi driver as the tour guide. They pass the famous White Tower at the Tower of London. The cabbie tells him what it is and construction date: begun in 1078, finished in 1087."Shoot!" cries the Texan disgusted. "A little Tower like that? In Houston, we'd have that up in a year."Next they pass the House of Parliament. Cabbie points it out to the Texan and tells him date of construction: started in 1834, finished in 1852."We put a bigger building than that up in Dallas, and it only took a month!" says show off Texan.Next they pass Westminster Abbey, and the fuming cabbie doesnt say anything."Whoa!" Cries the Texan, looking at Westminster Abbey. "Whats that?""Dont know" replies the cab driver. "It wasnt there yesterday." LOL....very funny.
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