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My sister..hahaha, sorry I no mean to laff, but my belle self dey complain say d thing too much. I really so so so so sorry to here about ur eyebrow. It is so unfortunate. And I salute presido for her belief in natural beauty. It works though for some people only. And as for that woman, to say I fit catch am, mo b only eyebrow I go remove, har eye lashes din ma sai na cire, in kuma yi mata ladan askin kai, no mind am I know say na attachement she dey do sef.Amma yanzu abinda zakiyi shine, make wuna go make them count ur eyebrow for the other eye, then put price for one, say 500 box, then bill the woman or sue am for all she got. hahah Sorry wo.

emmm Ummita you didnt actually state out that you were crying. Meyasa kika ki fadan wannan part din. Yeah we said she was on crack & cocaine..but Allah daga baya it was soooooo freaky.From my own point of view,can I say the lady was a witch ;D Nah Ummita I think you dinned with an angel... ;)  Thnx for your concern Ibro

Hafsy!! she always makes me laugh

Ummita ow! am out of words. Do you know that Jesus once came in the form of a wretched man to test the faith of some men? Am with Kameel, the lord just wanted to test your faith. May the lord keep on being with you. I wish I dinned with her, though I will not be allowed into the mosque

Wow Ummita this confirmed my fears that this intelligence is morethan natural,i think u dine with an angel  or jinn who will continue to bless u and surely u are a gret girl,i salute u,and for hafsa had it been she joined u in the dinner i think ..................kai hafsa a barwa 'yan baya and i'm sorry for u may Allah guides you and may you go back on your legs i really pity your situation

WHAAAAOOOOO!!!!!! ummita... thats a TIGHT 'tory 'tory!!!!....
Madina is a WONDERFUL place.... wow, i love that place sooooo much!!!!!!!!!


..ah, i get gist ... about one of my friends, chioma... so this gyal and her brothers and friends where playing in their neighborhood... (they were little back then)
they caught a BIG lizard and decided to perform an "operation"... they took a razor blade... sliced the reptile open.. took out its internal organs... WASHED IT!.. then placed it back into the lizard... ::)
but the funny thing about this story is... the lizard got up... walked about four steps... then collapsed and died...
the gurl was telling meeh and laffing and falling and rolling... and i found it funny, b'cuz.. the lizard actually WALKED  :-/

Hafsa your drama no dey end :)
yakamata ki hakura da kwalisa, hehehe.

Ummita that lady can be an angel, a jinn or just a great magician,
Only Allah knows.
And so is your lizard FDQ
Life is so full of wonders!

Quoteauthor=Borg link=board=chit-chat;num=1042120592;start=135#149 date=03/09/03 at 20:40:47]Wow, some story Ummita. Dont know but i would think you probably had an encounter with a Jinn instead of an angel, but Allah knows best.

Borg wallahi ur reply iz freakin me out! ewwwwww jinnz! :-/ & sum of ya'all r sayin angels :-/
Dyme gurl.......yeah Madina iz kool......shud I continue goin & havin strange freaky encounters...or was that a miracle as all  of you stated? To ni dai Allah ya kare ni...they more ppl speak of it the more errrrry things get.

PS: D lizard story......she laffs that was maddddd...........funni

Ummita, no need to freak out, you passed the test with flying colors.... most pple get marooned for doing the wrong things to them... (still frightened? :DHehehehe)

Guys, dont call me gruesome but we used to do similar things to lizards only difference was we used to grab them tie 'em up, stick knock-outs in thier mouths and set alight..... believe me they never walked an inch after the bang.... God forgive me.. but what to expect from a borg!

QuoteGuys, dont call me gruesome but we used to do similar things to lizards only difference was we used to grab them tie 'em up, stick knock-outs in thier mouths and set alight..... believe me they never walked an inch after the bang.... God forgive me.. but what to expect from a borg!

She laffs & laffs.....now thats wat u call freakier than a borg........Innalilah u iz madd funni........I didnt know which iz funnier, from urs 2 Dymes.........cruelty 2 reptiles........no wonda these dayz I hardly c any lizard around......insertin knock out in lizard....don Allah tell me how du they look like....afta..duz their intestines pop out & spillin everywhere or du they burn out...makin them propa barbacued lizards Borg that is disgustinnnnnnn. Cruelty 2 reptiles (she laffs)

OH LORD HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!! loooooool!!!!! loooooooooool!!!!!!! looooool!!!! knock outs?????? loooooooool!!

QuoteGuys, dont call me gruesome but we used to do similar things to lizards only difference was we used to grab them tie 'em up, stick knock-outs in thier mouths and set alight..... believe me they never walked an inch after the bang.... God forgive me.. but what to expect from a borg!

lol lol lol Now Borg I think you pass Hafsa for madness ;) That was so funny. It took me 5 minutes to recoup from laughing.

and Ummita they were you were screwing in fear and that 3minutes under bed check up was what made us conclude that you were on crack cocaine. But yes it is still a mystery don mina fa na tsorata. I will go with you had chopiz with a jinn or probably an angel

Way to go Borg I like that mean side, Ummita you dont know the joy and feeling to see the most vulnerable thing in danger. The excitement is the fear in d victims eyes. I will soon use your methiods Borg but in my case lethal solution zan dinga sakawa ciki bakin humans.
Ummita Believe me you had dinner with a witch he he he he

Fascinating ko? Wanna know how i stopped?

My father had an air gun that i used to steal to go and do target practice with lizards, frogs and other creeping crawlies i could find in my gun sight. One fine day i grabbed my rifle and headed to the garden looking out for my next victims.... i saw a frog in a very nice position... it was my chance to blast it to heaven, 'Borg the terminator' har da kwanta wa a kasa trying to make it as real as i could, i took aim 3, 2, 1 fire!!!! Haba i fired the gun but....... i didnt know what hit me!!! The recoil effect from the gun after firing jolted it backwards and the view finder landed on my mouth... man the pain went straight through me. You should have seen my mouth a few minutes later, there was no blood but ,my lips were the size and colour you see on the black slaves in those asterix & obelix comic books. I slowly sneaked back and returned the gun, as my bad luck would have it, my younger sister (amebo!!!) saw me returning it.... eeeek.... i knew no story i manufactured would work... especially with such swollen lips. When my mama heard the story she said 'Allah ya kara, next time you will go tormenting helpless creatures...', ba irin zolayar da ban sha ba, and Allah kawai ya sani all the names my lips were called. I wish it was the end of it, but that amebo had to tell my pop when he got got back home.... i was locked up in the bathroom for another 6 hrs as punishment for unlawful possesion of an air gun. ? And guess what guys,..... i missed the darn frog... (the terminator got terminated).
That was the last time i blasted reptiles or anything for that matter, even though my friends continued in my footsteps hehehehee..

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