All of u gather around lets converse!!!

[kilishi]

Though i am not good at narrating stories but this topic really inspired me,well,let me see whether i will make any sense,read this.
One day me and my sister muna irin hirar 'yanuwa da kuma friends from this topic to another,then suddenly we open another chapter of the story which has to do with my sister's neighbour and friend,muka fara zuba we discussed alot about her,there is nothing about this woman we didn't discuss,infact we are so carried away to notice the presence of my sister's daughter,unknown to us the girl has cramed almost everything we talked about that woman,and co-incidentally the woman just enterd the house,since an saba da ita she went straight to my sisters bedroom,she met us there and we continue chatting about something else,b/4 we could realize what is going on my niece don narrate everything we have said to the woman,infact the more we tried to divert the topic the more the girl spiitted it out,har da tambayar maman nata wai ba ita ce kuke cewa tana yawan cin bashi ba,kai haka dai muka yi cirko-cirko ,kunya kam ba afada, :o :oat last we have to apologise to the woman and told her that is not really her an dan samu mix-up ne akan labarin da babay n ta fada,though the woman was not convinced she left the house in annoyance,she was almost shedding tears,kar kuga yadda muka rude muka zauna jugum-jugum,and the innocent child was not aware of what is going on,untill the mother gave her a dirty slap,kai gulmma da dadi but if it is out an ji kunya. ??? 8)

[gogannaka]

Hmn, gulma!!


Gobe ma kwa kara gulma a gaban yaro......



amma dai fa abun da kunya...... :P :P

[Fulanizzle]

awwww im sorry that happened....

[Tukurtukur]

Be teadfast in prayer and patience. ?Surely you will find the best of solutions. ?May Allah bless you as you pray and remain patient. Good luck NA'IMATU

[Hafsy_Lady]

Allah sarki..............KILISH, ALWAYS KNOW WHERE YOU WILL RUN YOUR MOUFF, BASKET MOUTH DON OPEN UP AGAION WOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D


ABEG ANYONE WITH NEW TORY. ME IS FREE. NEW STORIES CAN I READ? IF YOU READ MY MSG, MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE YOUR LABARI KINJI? KAJI?

ME IS SHOWING MAD LOVE FOR ALL

[*~MuDa~*]

i can bibidly remember when i ws bery little, i was enrolled into nursery school after i obtain my B.A Play Group, i was in a new class with new paces op guys & all zat, nursery 1 por zat matter.
so on zat paithpul day, i was so freesed that i wanted 2 take a leak urgently, i took fermision prom our aunty & she said i should fee right zere (irin ina damunta din nan). and ni kuma as ze "menace" zat i was zen thought zat she was rite, i was seating between my colleagues in a bench op 3, and i just unziffed my trousers, and began 2 fee at ze sfot.

after i pinished, oza students broke ze news 2 her & she came runnin' askin' me y i fee on ze ploor, i was like "c zis woman O"?

i later got a thorouhg beating... ;)

[Hafsy_Lady]

I RANK YOU FIRST GRADE MUMU!!! ;D

NEXT STORY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

[gogannaka]

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i can bibidly remember when i ws bery little, i was enrolled into nursery school after i obtain my B.A Play Group, i was in a new class with new paces op guys & all zat, nursery 1 por zat matter.
so on zat paithpul day, i was so freesed that i wanted 2 take a leak urgently, i took fermision prom our aunty & she said i should fee right zere (irin ina damunta din nan). and ni kuma as ze "menace" zat i was zen thought zat she was rite, i was seating between my colleagues in a bench op 3, and i just unziffed my trousers, and began 2 fee at ze sfot.

after i pinished, oza students broke ze news 2 her & she came runnin' askin' me y i fee on ze ploor, i was like "c zis woman O"?

i later got a thorouhg beating... ;)

Dem no suppose beat u fa!!no be dem say make u fee there? ??? u were just being a good boy by doin what u were told to do.........ko ba haka ba?......................lol

[zezezee]

Mudacris, u were the funniest foolulu 1 can find around......lol, but u only did wat u were told , didnt u. u were a good boy.
Read this:
We (I, my Brother and a friend of mine) were chatting in the living room, talking about different things, u knw as usual with guys. Then I pulled a container of drugs, which my popsy has filled up with so many different kinds of drugs, and wanted to take a pain killer. My popsy is actually in his late 70s so u can imagine how life is at that age, just cant do without drugs...So it happened that Baba was just in his bedroom, which is actually a door from where we were talkin. This was around 9.30 pm, n all of us thot he had already started sleepin. My brother then was like i have started being a drug addict, just like some1. Not only did he say that but he went on to say boldly that Baba ya zama dan kwaya! n we were all like, hmmmmmm wallahi kar ka bari ya jika.........Ashe baba idon shi biyu :o :o kuma duk ya ji shi.

The next day, just after having breakfast, baba said my bro shud hand him a glass of water that he wanted to take his usual. as he collected the glass of water, he looked straight in my bro's eyes n was like: JIYA DAMA KAI KACE WAI NA ZAMA DAN KWAYA KO? ?:o :o :o :o :o :o :o

My bro was shocked n speechless, n was like : ANYA KUWA! :o :o :o lol just then sai nace ni dama nayi latti, i have to go to work now......
sai anjima

[Hafsy_Lady]

LOL @ zeezee,
Right! just taught I should share a few memoirs............
Tragedy after Tragedy.......follow me and hear the chains of events that came one after the other.........

I can still remember, at that veryyyy young age, it was on  friday morning, I woke up being moody and looking for everyones trouble at home, I know what I wanted and the only way to get it was to sulk & sulk and mourn & mourn, keep mumbling and grumpling, finally I went up to my (sweet mum) pleading......the house is full of big brothers and I seriously want to have fun, she knew the answer, I want to go spend the summer break with (despite her slammin shes still jammin lol) After going through alot of agony of pleas I was finally allowed, soon my suit case was ready, it was time for my mum & I to go through the normal check......toothbrush, check! underwears, check! readingbooks, check! praying abayat, check! ..........on and on she went, and I was loosing my grib, I finally said my "spice girls CD" my mum said check.......* I bidded farewell to everyone I could see the tears in my mums face, but whatever!!! I shouldnt always be by her side......I was accomplied by a helper......& we jetted off on a 6hr journey......I reached my destination, it was time for rejoice, the hugs and what ever went on & on welcomes.....whatever whatever....my favourite meal was preapred and after all the excitement of re-uniting we finally dined. Night came through, all went well, the sun rose"! After breakfast the helper bidded me farewell and took off with the driver. Now was the time "MY MUMS" words were always ringing, Hafsy I know you are a good girl but please stay out of trouble, and yes I was determined to be at my best. Well the house was full and it was like a ritual all the family members ate together, and the grandma goggo Indo is old so when its time to eat she has to be brought downstair, I volunteered to go hold her hand and bring her down......(you know) santas little helper....I did I gave instructions "goggo saka kafa daya sai ki saukar da dayan" she did, we were just about seven stair case away from the main landing, I didnt know I stepped on her veil and the old lady tripped and fell.....the only thing I saw was she rolled to the landing......there was so many commotion with the family members, but she was ok and eveyone had breakfast,!!! we all had shower....I participated in the normal activity of the tradition of their house, but when it was time for karatun quran I ran off. Their mallam came & they read their quran, then after that my self & a few other freinds settled to watch cartoon, red riding hood, sleeping beauty, cinderalla all them collections we watched. We were called to say our Zuhr prayers which we all did.......later we heard grandma has been rushed to the hospital shes got a dislocated finger :o  :-[ I was only trying to bring her down the stairs! Ashe her had has been swollen due to yesterdays roll over from the stairs Well we were young what did we know, we continued playing, ok we were banned going out so I always liked dancing to the heavy rythm of salijo the securty mans guitar and he always happily played me tunes! I danced and others watch me, I soon had enough of the dancing and went wondering around......There was this window.....that was buggled proof and I just felt like going into the sitting room throught the window, I had my head first in then the waist went through and that was all.......I couldnt move no more......STUCK! best describes my situation, I raised alwarm with a loud scream......& God there was just to many people within a few minutes. I was still there for like 20 mins..no improvement......If my condition was not at all comfortable NA WAHALA! Finally the weilding man was present......very dangerous situation, he had 2 power his whatever they call it knife engine, God I was just praying that my intestines wont drop out.......I was finally free with a red sour back.....that went past...two days later, I was still enjoying my stay it was so hot on the sunny day so the aunties organised a little kids play thing.....we were giving painting/craft work to do outside but I didnt feel like joining he rest of the kids, so I decided to do my own thing........I wanted to swing not on the "LILO" even though there was like two available, no I want to summersault on the aircondition, Immediately I gripped on the metal bar........I didnt know what next, but the pain........I could hear people screaming but I was just gone............coudlnt move, just hanging couldnt even feel my feet on the floor.....next thing I knew I was in the hospital......getting a blood trasfusion......I was being electructedddddd badlyyyyyy that I went all pale I was being told I had to be knocked off with a dried big tree branch.........few days later I was discharged, my mum was not told because they knew she would worry.....I became all sulky and I got all the special attention.......I wanted to play with the rest of the kids but I was not allowed.......I begged, I was allowed but on one condition, that I remain uner the supervision of a child minder....well no big deal since I can run around, we were playing hide & seek, catch & kiss, beauty's palace and all those kiddy games, so I just felt bored, I soon jetted out of sight unnoticed. There was this huge tank.......at the back of the house which networks the water system. I decided to climb it, reached up to the tank, climed on the tank & I saw the lid.....I was like how many inches away from the ground.....I could still see the others playing and they all looked small.......well I opened the lid and there was water......I decided to put my feet and feel how warm or cold the water was & how cold it was!!!. Soon the childminder scared me off..she shouted Hafsy!!! Oh my God.......this time she is up there......I was startled & I lost balance! I lost my grip entirely and fell into the tank,okkkkkkk I know I felt light, couldnt breath, my nose was blocked, I felt dizzy......from there......I, didnt know what happened and everything went dark.............Soon I was hearing people screaming we need to take her to the hospital.......and I opened my eyes there was like everybody over me.......Still to make sure am safe I was taken to the hospital & the first words of the nurses was "wasnt she the one we dischagred two days ago"? and I replied yes I was and I burst into tears crying and feeling guilty for all I'd done! I wanted now to go back home, I needed my mum........after a few days I was packed and good to go.......before then something happened/............it was the worse.......aint Tellin ;D (THNX 4 READIN TILL DIS END)  

[*~MuDa~*]

Well...i think hafsa u were or is still a TomBoy, u really did some crazy stupps, but men i did crazier stupps so i cant start 2 say zem here, i think Karambani is ze only attribute we habe in comon!
All ze same i fray zat u'll not gibe ur puture huzband frobulem in ur matrimonial home...Amin!

[zezezee]

lolololololololol ?x ?1000000000000000
u this gel, u r one funnneeeeeeeee girl!!!!!
u sabi shege no bi small. after reading the first page here, i found myself reading the whole thread non-stop all da way.
i must give it u. nobody can do it more than u do.

[Twinkle]

Wai, lol lol, Hafsy kenan, u ar always full of adventures as a result of curiousity. Lol (i hope it dat gene wont travel up da F-tree  ;)  )

[ali_grema]

famous babe,
    i admire ur style,unique personnality and an intriging atitude,i guess ur flattered but thats how i can feel about someone nice.i guess u've painted me black but you don't judge a book through it cover nor even the book you never saw,again i want you to know i'm not toasting you or finding a means to get to you coz i have the most beautiful girl i ever met,she's from ur fellow state jigawa(a half cast).
  i love her so much bcos i'm kind of diificult to luv but she loves me as if i never offend her,i kind of do mistakes always but she tends to forget the mistakes and starts i fresh,i get too busy to call her but she does'nt bother to call me a million times,if only she knows how deep is the love i have for her she would love me more than ever!!!and to make my tale supperb our relationship is not up to 4 months and i'm studying at A.B.t.U BAUCHI,while she is always in abuja where i reside during hols.to life have been great to finally someone that loves me so much.is'nt that romantic and true
                                                       ali g

[Anonymous]

I think this thread should be compiled and produced under a book,and where are the leaders of kanonline ,please rate this stries,from the most notorius,intersting,funny,annoying,sympathetic or what have you of the stories,please keep it up,we need more of this stories please :-*