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Started by Dante, August 13, 2005, 08:11:20 PM

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Muhsin

Think like am on the position to answer your question Bakan~Gizo.
Yes, to that.
Get to know [and remember] Allah in prosperity & He will know  [and remember] you in adversity.

amira

Wow mashaAllah this gtg is going smoothly it all seems to plan
well i wish u guys all d best in your presentations as i wont be there
but just to say congrats its all good Allah taimaka ameen.

P.s no AFRICAN time my people lol (the 1st tym i heard about it was 2003 wen i went to naija and my cousins where saying sumthin about AT and i was like whats that and they told me i was laffin)
*Each day is definately defining me and finding me*

EMTL

Quote from: Muhsin on December 23, 2008, 03:19:44 PM
Assalamu alaikum my good K-Online members,
...my/our ancient city of Kano--ko da me kazo an fika. Gari mai mata mai mota. Gari in ba Kano ba dajin Allah! ;D

Assalamu alaikum,
A cikin Garuruwa Makka ce tafi ko ina kamar yadda a Birane Madina itace ke kan gaba. Nasan Kano kuna da Chambura-bure and akwaturinka da yar-bebi- kila anan kun fi kowa a wancan lokacin.
Amma Makkatul Mukarrama da Madina Madinatil Nabawi sune ake girmamawa da daukakawa.

Sai mun zo kano munzo GTG kuyi kokari kada Waziri ya samu abin fada...
In the Affairs of People Fear Allah (SWT). In the Matters Relating to Allah (SWT) Do not be Afraid of Anybody. Ibn Katthab (RA).

Dante

Allah yasa muna gari ya bamu damar zuwa. Insha Allah if i make it, i will bring along something special for the members.
_________________________
Gaskiya tafi komai..........هو الذي

Nuruddeen

Salam,
Alhamdulillah! I think all is well and we are in order. But I may not makeit to the venue on that day, because of something very important that I have to attend in Bauchi.I will weigh and see if it can be squeezed but if I can't, my apology.Wish you all the best!
o try and fail is atleast to learn. That will save one the inestimable loss of what might have been (positive or negative).

*~MuDa~*

@ Nura....

You know you cant afford to miss because you have a brief paper to present, it doesnt have to be plenty, just something very minimal.
...He begot not, nor is He begotten!
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Nuruddeen

Quote from: *~MuDa~* on December 25, 2008, 02:04:31 PM
@ Nura....

You know you cant afford to miss because you have a brief paper to present, it doesnt have to be plenty, just something very minimal.


No problem Mudacris.The paper is nothing. Don't worry consider it done.

However, when we meet on Saturday we shall deliberate on the matter at issue: THE KANOONLINE ASSOCIATION OR NGO. Prof Abdallah tasked me to provide AIM, OBJECTIVES AND MISSION STATEMENT for the proposed ASSOCIATION AND/OR NGO

Below is what I quickly composed for your own perusal and deliberations. Hopefully, when we meet that day we shall form a syndicate and elect impromptu leadership that will steer the movement. Enjoy!

KANOONLINE ASSOCIATION

AIM
To create political, cultural and socio-economic awareness to people at the grassroots, and to poster unity and understanding among its members.


OBJECTIVES:
To give help to the downtrodden, especially the Northern masses.
To build a solid base foundation that will boost the cultural and social image of our immediate society.
To understand the Northern Nigeria's political economy dynamics in relation to Nigerian State.
To support genuine leadership model that will exonerate Nigeria from its bad leadership and governance.
To support individual members in its capacity as a harbinger of love and hope.

MISSION STATEMENT

Kanoonline Association is the name given to the body of ideas first worked out by four people commonly known as the four dwarfs. In their totality, their ideas provide a fully worked-out online basis for the struggle of the working and non working classes to attain a higher form of human society—socialism.
While the conceptions of the Association have been subsequently developed and enriched by the online historical experience around the globe, the fundamental ideas of members of the Association remain unshaken, providing a firm foundation for the active Kanoonline movement today. Neither before, nor since the number of years of its conceptualization have any superior, more truthful ideologies been advanced to explain the movement of online society, the role of its people in cultural, socio-economic and political awareness than what is obtainable today. The Association is therefore equipped with the proletariat theoretically and practically minded people with great online historic task of the socialist transformation of society.
It is this fact which explains the constant and bitter attacks on all aspects of Kanoonline topics which are delivered by every conceivable defender of the existing social and democratic order--from the Tory to the Fabian, from the Jesuit priest to the University professor. From the very spleen of these attacks, to the fact that they have to be kept up continuously despite the fact that every single one of the membership pundits in turn exposes what is in his/her mind for public consumption on the general or specific Kanoonline boards. The Association therefore believes that it is only with the recognition of the most dangerous challenge of our immediate society that it can attempt to dispel the heap of societal abuse, quack "exposures", and flagrant distortions of facts in leadership and governance, particularly within the active layers of the Association's movement, in order to discover the real meaning of the forces which shape our lives, influence and consciously determine our own common destiny.
o try and fail is atleast to learn. That will save one the inestimable loss of what might have been (positive or negative).

bakangizo

I'm attending a friend's wedding at Ikara, Kaduna state by 2pm tomorrow. So I would be a little late for the event. Make una keep me my share of the chopables and drinkables, kun ji ko?

Bajoga

#218
:'(, i was not happy gaskiya da bazan samu damar halarta wannan get 2gether ba, but my Boss i believed was there, EMTL, there4 mu kananan sai a yafe mana.

We are praying that Ubangiji ya sa duk irin abinda za'a tattauna ya zama alkhairi, Allah kuma yasa kowa yadda ya bar gida lafiya ya kuma lafiya.
My apology to all members pls  :(.
HASBUNALLAHI............

EMTL

#219
Assalamu alaikum,
Assalamu alaikum, The GTG has taken place and it was a memorable interactive meeting- a lot will be reported by the organisers.

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In the Affairs of People Fear Allah (SWT). In the Matters Relating to Allah (SWT) Do not be Afraid of Anybody. Ibn Katthab (RA).

Dan-Borno

Dan-Borno's Version of the GTG (Season 1)

Hey guys, ladies, papas and mamas - kanoonline has done it again.
Its a big surprise, but they did it on saturday at kano and the outcome
is encouraging.

among kanoonline personalities who graced the occasion are; the
honourable administrator in person of Salisu Danyaro and his co-driver
professor himself (uba) may the soul of the third dwarf rest in perfect
peace who is absent physically but spiritually with us.  these men deserve
a standing ovation, these men are men with the heart of gold, they are
visionary leaders who were naturally born to guide.  may they enjoy their
last days in good health, happy marriage life, obedient children and very
very fat bank accounts - i say amen as i pray.

another round of applause also goes to his royal highness, engineer, alhaji
mr. mijin senator and baban mu'azzam popularly known in kline as EMTL
yaro mai halin dattawa baka zama da tsohon najadu ko na wukari.  his
immense contribution towards realising this GTG is highly acknowledged.

another set of trio young, brilliant, tallented but bachelors also graced the
occasion in style and pride; they are; in order of seniority in the field of
bachelorhood - Gogannaka, Waziri and Nuruddeen (dan autan marubuta)
all in their happiest mood also grace the occasion. waziri, the famous writer,
analyst and barden yan arewa in all online forums - i am glad to announce
his new title from the palace of durbin funakaye as dan masanin kanoonline.
Gogannaka, my one and only friend, you are the only mosquitor in my net
and sugar in tea, the most gentle and humble kliner ever (highly recommended
to the single ladies wallahi) ga tsafta, iya sa kaya, ga murmushi - kai ba a
cewa komai - sai an taba akan san na kwarai.  Dan Jigawa, Nura Jibo, the
only surviving critic of saminu turaki despite saminu's effort in reviving the
new world by building the most tallest building in jigawa, Nura a young and
professional consultant turned freelance journalist, very hard on the papers
but softer than anything physically also stormed the occasion and delivered
a powerful presentation - wallahi, kline will forever remain grateful - kun yi
mana daidai.  admin yace a gode muku gaba daya.


bakangizo the defender of all those in power and dan adawan mawakan
hausa and actors especially dan ibro surprised the gathering when he came
in a big way after several speculation as to who bakangizo is.  this guy is
one hell of a guy, the most tallest and handsome  kline member.
(ladies, ba sa ido, he is already married to four wives, so no room yarinya
come tomorrow).  his attendance shows how committed he is, despite being
the best friend in his friend's marriage.  kanoonline tana godiya.

mudacris, now repented and a certified islamic evangalist and proselytizer,
the highest paid corps member and a historian turned computer consultant,
(however, he is wanted in a tarmuwa local govt of yobe state for questioning
over a missing fulani lady (details will be released to members soon). 
your efforts towards organizing this event will forever remain in our hearts
especially the conducive atmosphere of the venue you gave kline free of any
charges - the admin and entire members of kline mandated me to tell you
these words  - "mun gode Allah ya saka da alheri" as for your intention toget
hitched, kar kaji komai, we all started like you, putam po paya, ike engine mota.

wayyo Allah, were is yaron aunty - the young novelist, the most controversial
figure, committed member and the only loyalist of the queen of england. he is
the secretary/liaison officer of the GTG, he is the sole brain behind the GTG,
and he has achieved his aim of putting our heads together.  small but dangerous,
i dont mind if prof and admin will include you into their team to make up the
new revived three dwarfs?  a very shy young man and a prospective writer
in the century - ance na gaya ma, cewa, ka tsokalo kowace yarinya amma
banda bazawara don Allah.  mun gode, Allah ya bar zumunci.

Dan Megona, the inactive active member also played a vital role in organising this
memorable occasion.  he headed the sub-committee on food and snacks and he
did it very well to the satisafaction of prof.  the zogale and lansir got the highest
number of patronage by the married men at the occasion, may be Bakangizo can
shade more lights on its importance to the human body - but why only married
men are interested in the green zogale, i demand full explanation from prof & EMTL.
Dan Megona, admin yace a gode maka, professor kuma yace admission dinka
na jami'a za a aika maka har gida, sa'annan kuma mai girma durbin funakaye
yace an baka lifan to ease your mobility, amma do not go beyond the kano walls.

Auwal, popularly known as Diso, though havent met online, but his records speaks for
themselves also attended the occasion.  in fact, his attendance  has made the
occasion more vibrant and interactive, the likes of disos encouragement will go along
way in establishing a concrete forum with bright future.

Akramakallu Ustazu mai kokari, Anas aminin yaron aunty also attended the
occasion and as usual in his akramakallu style.  godiya muke da halartar wannan
taron.

Arubuta, farin balarabe whom we mistakenly took for bakangizo was also present
at the occassion.  arubuta, let me say thank you when you assisted me during the
video recording while i was busy delivering my lenthy paper presentation.

only two beautiful ladies attended the occasion, one was hauwa maijidda and the
other one is fauziyya, they are discouraged and dissapointed with the turn out
of ladies as if the occasion is a men cult organisation.  however, dan megona and
two among the trios of ........ i go give una gist.  interested person should send me
a PM for an unedited version of what happened.

Aunty Husnaa is not with us physically, amma she is with us throughout the occasion,
she spent her remaining dollars on the phone with us for over 20 minutes and almost
every member said hello to her and she really encouraged us - minkam ya'ta bata
yi halin ubanta ba.  Husnaa, one thing we didnt tell you during the occasion is that
your son dedicated a whole poem for you which he tore when he realised that GGNK
is really representing you, because he took took plates of everything and when you
asked him sai yace ai har da na husnaa.  Wallahi mun gode da zumunci kuma mun
yi miki addu'an Allah yasa a gama lafiya - sai kin zo.

so many have attended but cant really remember their names, may be when the
official attendance list is posted by the chairman of the GTG.

For our members who couldnt attend due to one reason or the other, we hope that
you will attend the next GTG coming up on 26th December, 2009 at a venue to be
decided soonest.

We really missed IBB, WADUZ, AMIRA, MYSELF, TKTK, BAJOGA, UMMITA, HAFSEE,
BEE, HAFSY_LADY, IBRO2G and his darling MUHAHAHAHAHA, SHERIFF and lots of
other members who contributed to the success of this forum.  Mun Gode.

Oooops, forgot to report what happened to naman rago:-

Nura - ate three plates of lansir, 2 plate of zogale, 6 pieces of nakia, 2 dublam
a whole chinyan rago was no were to be found, ashe nura ne ya tafi dashi wani
lungu.

GGNK - shiru shiru, ashe mutumin ba dama, yazo da dan yunwansa from gidan
biki - he took a dish of lansir, nama kam ba dama sai da prof ya tashe shi from
the meat table.

Bakangizo - 4 cans of gaseous coca cola, i dont know how he did it, 2 can of
fruit juice, zogale kam ba magana.

EMTL - 3, 1, 3, 2, 2,...................and 1 to add up.

Prof.  - kasan dattijo ne, cikin ma ya zama dan kadan, he only ate a handful of
zogale and the soft part of the rago

Admin - Dan Arewa a London - same as his friend above.

Legendary Waziri - until you see him on the video - no comment.

Muda - couldnt eat, but when the whole thing is over, both himself and dan megona
took the whole remnant home - they did justice to the reminaing part of the ram.
they in the better position to account for it.

Arubuta - hmm, kai jama'a, masha Allahu.

Dan-Born - one slice of rago meat, didnt drink juice at all, a place of zogale because
of its medicinal powers - sin waw ra takuri.

watch out for the video pls.


MINUTES OF THE MEETING WILL SOON BE PUBLISHED,
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

Muhsin

Asslamu alaikum,

My wonderful ladies and gentlemen of this great forum, wish you are doing just fine.

Let me first start by saying my big kudos and compliment to DB for the above comprehensive report of the GTG. Had it been I could do the same I would have done it. But...you know how novice member I am. Afraid of been laughed at my scribbles. LOL ;D

Really writing a blow by blow account of any even isn't a tea party. To me its daukar dala ba gammo--lifting un-lift-able. LOL ;D But I any way think it deem to try, right? Tunda big bors DB has had given his, mine should be very brief, I think.

I would like to begin by acknowledging the reasons given by some members who were inevitably absent physically there. These are Kitkat, Waduz and of course Bajoga. These able fellows or iyaye??? gave their excuses. Accepted! But Dante...oh...we won't accept anything you shall tell us.

The KanoOnline Online Forum able members has organized a GTG, which took place on Sat 27th December 2008 at Allien Fransie, Kano.

In his opening remark...

Ko kuma kada nai maka riga mallam masallaci, DB or any other member, let me stop here. Yours would be better than mine, I know. Thus the space is left for you.

Thanks to everyone!

Get to know [and remember] Allah in prosperity & He will know  [and remember] you in adversity.

waduz

Ah danborno, wai! Even if I had attended, I wouldn't have got the details as you presented them! So fascinated that I will beg Durbi to appoint you as KAKAKIN MAJALISA without any delay. Anyway, kai amma baka, na san Durbi ba zai hana ba in mun sa baki!!!!!!!!!

EMTL

Quote from: waduz on December 30, 2008, 12:45:26 PM
AI will beg Durbi to appoint you as KAKAKIN MAJALISA without any delay. Anyway, kai amma baka, na san Durbi ba zai hana ba in mun sa baki!!!!!!!!!

Assalamu alaikum,
Danbarno- congratulations- Mai gidanmu yayi magana- ai ba gardama. Ranka ya dade (waduz) zamu hada masa da Lerusa.....
In the Affairs of People Fear Allah (SWT). In the Matters Relating to Allah (SWT) Do not be Afraid of Anybody. Ibn Katthab (RA).

Muhsin

An godewa Matawalle and Durbi!
DB, where are you?
LOL ;D
Get to know [and remember] Allah in prosperity & He will know  [and remember] you in adversity.