K-Online Get 2gether

[amira]

Salams guys,
Wow shagalinku sounds like you guys enjoyed yourselves,
Allah ya kaimu next year din.
DB anya "one slice of rago meat, didnt drink juice at all, a place of zogale because
of its medicinal powers - sin waw ra takuri".
Hmmmmmmmmm kai dai fadi gaskiya Lol

Dan-Borno's Version of the GTG (Season 1)

Oooops, forgot to report what happened to naman rago:-

Nura - ate three plates of lansir, 2 plate of zogale, 6 pieces of nakia, 2 dublam
a whole chinyan rago was no were to be found, ashe nura ne ya tafi dashi wani
lungu.

GGNK - shiru shiru, ashe mutumin ba dama, yazo da dan yunwansa from gidan
biki - he took a dish of lansir, nama kam ba dama sai da prof ya tashe shi from
the meat table.

Bakangizo - 4 cans of gaseous coca cola, i dont know how he did it, 2 can of
fruit juice, zogale kam ba magana.

EMTL - 3, 1, 3, 2, 2,...................and 1 to add up.

Prof.  - kasan dattijo ne, cikin ma ya zama dan kadan, he only ate a handful of
zogale and the soft part of the rago

Admin - Dan Arewa a London - same as his friend above.

Legendary Waziri - until you see him on the video - no comment.

Muda - couldnt eat, but when the whole thing is over, both himself and dan megona
took the whole remnant home - they did justice to the reminaing part of the ram.
they in the better position to account for it.

Arubuta - hmm, kai jama'a, masha Allahu.

watch out for the video pls.[/b]

MINUTES OF THE MEETING WILL SOON BE PUBLISHED,

Naman rago yaga haza  ;D ;D ;D

[Bajoga]

Wooooooo!!!, that was very good & wanderful get 2gether this year. In sha Allahu next year zamu halarta even mu yara ne, but zamu dai leka mu standing at the back, muna kallo muna dan jin tsoro.

May Allah's rahma over shadow all of us.

[gogannaka]

DB that is an excellent excellent review. Ka cika kakaki.
I haven't been able to fully compile the minutes because i didn't take notes. However, i will inshaallah post a 'semi-official' brief shortly. I guess that would be season 2,LOL.

Amma fa DB baka da dama.You made my stomach hurt from laughter.

[Nuruddeen]

KAI Jamaa amma Dan Barno baka da dama. SAi anjima zanyi magana. Lol!!!!!

[HUSNAA]

Dan-Borno's Version of the GTG (Season 1)

Hey guys, ladies, papas and mamas - kanoonline has done it again.
Its a big surprise, but they did it on saturday at kano and the outcome
is encouraging.

among kanoonline personalities who graced the occasion are; the
honourable administrator in person of Salisu Danyaro and his co-driver
professor himself (uba) may the soul of the third dwarf rest in perfect
peace who is absent physically but spiritually with us.  these men deserve
a standing ovation, these men are men with the heart of gold, they are
visionary leaders who were naturally born to guide.  may they enjoy their
last days in good health, happy marriage life, obedient children and very
very fat bank accounts - i say amen as i pray.

another round of applause also goes to his royal highness, engineer, alhaji
mr. mijin senator and baban mu'azzam popularly known in kline as EMTL
yaro mai halin dattawa baka zama da tsohon najadu ko na wukari.  his
immense contribution towards realising this GTG is highly acknowledged.

another set of trio young, brilliant, tallented but bachelors also graced the
occasion in style and pride; they are; in order of seniority in the field of
bachelorhood - Gogannaka, Waziri and Nuruddeen (dan autan marubuta)
all in their happiest mood also grace the occasion. waziri, the famous writer,
analyst and barden yan arewa in all online forums - i am glad to announce
his new title from the palace of durbin funakaye as dan masanin kanoonline.
Gogannaka, my one and only friend, you are the only mosquitor in my net
and sugar in tea, the most gentle and humble kliner ever (highly recommended
to the single ladies wallahi) ga tsafta, iya sa kaya, ga murmushi - kai ba a
cewa komai - sai an taba akan san na kwarai.  Dan Jigawa, Nura Jibo, the
only surviving critic of saminu turaki despite saminu's effort in reviving the
new world by building the most tallest building in jigawa, Nura a young and
professional consultant turned freelance journalist, very hard on the papers
but softer than anything physically also stormed the occasion and delivered
a powerful presentation - wallahi, kline will forever remain grateful - kun yi
mana daidai.  admin yace a gode muku gaba daya.


bakangizo the defender of all those in power and dan adawan mawakan
hausa and actors especially dan ibro surprised the gathering when he came
in a big way after several speculation as to who bakangizo is.  this guy is
one hell of a guy, the most tallest and handsome  kline member.
(ladies, ba sa ido, he is already married to four wives, so no room yarinya
come tomorrow).  his attendance shows how committed he is, despite being
the best friend in his friend's marriage.  kanoonline tana godiya.

mudacris, now repented and a certified islamic evangalist and proselytizer,
the highest paid corps member and a historian turned computer consultant,
(however, he is wanted in a tarmuwa local govt of yobe state for questioning
over a missing fulani lady (details will be released to members soon). 
your efforts towards organizing this event will forever remain in our hearts
especially the conducive atmosphere of the venue you gave kline free of any
charges - the admin and entire members of kline mandated me to tell you
these words  - "mun gode Allah ya saka da alheri" as for your intention toget
hitched, kar kaji komai, we all started like you, putam po paya, ike engine mota.

wayyo Allah, were is yaron aunty - the young novelist, the most controversial
figure, committed member and the only loyalist of the queen of england. he is
the secretary/liaison officer of the GTG, he is the sole brain behind the GTG,
and he has achieved his aim of putting our heads together.  small but dangerous,
i dont mind if prof and admin will include you into their team to make up the
new revived three dwarfs?  a very shy young man and a prospective writer
in the century - ance na gaya ma, cewa, ka tsokalo kowace yarinya amma
banda bazawara don Allah.  mun gode, Allah ya bar zumunci.

Dan Megona, the inactive active member also played a vital role in organising this
memorable occasion.  he headed the sub-committee on food and snacks and he
did it very well to the satisafaction of prof.  the zogale and lansir got the highest
number of patronage by the married men at the occasion, may be Bakangizo can
shade more lights on its importance to the human body - but why only married
men are interested in the green zogale, i demand full explanation from prof & EMTL.
Dan Megona, admin yace a gode maka, professor kuma yace admission dinka
na jami'a za a aika maka har gida, sa'annan kuma mai girma durbin funakaye
yace an baka lifan to ease your mobility, amma do not go beyond the kano walls.

Auwal, popularly known as Diso, though havent met online, but his records speaks for
themselves also attended the occasion.  in fact, his attendance  has made the
occasion more vibrant and interactive, the likes of disos encouragement will go along
way in establishing a concrete forum with bright future.

Akramakallu Ustazu mai kokari, Anas aminin yaron aunty also attended the
occasion and as usual in his akramakallu style.  godiya muke da halartar wannan
taron.

Arubuta, farin balarabe whom we mistakenly took for bakangizo was also present
at the occassion.  arubuta, let me say thank you when you assisted me during the
video recording while i was busy delivering my lenthy paper presentation.

only two beautiful ladies attended the occasion, one was hauwa maijidda and the
other one is fauziyya, they are discouraged and dissapointed with the turn out
of ladies as if the occasion is a men cult organisation.  however, dan megona and
two among the trios of ........ i go give una gist.  interested person should send me
a PM for an unedited version of what happened.

Aunty Husnaa is not with us physically, amma she is with us throughout the occasion,
she spent her remaining dollars on the phone with us for over 20 minutes and almost
every member said hello to her and she really encouraged us - minkam ya'ta bata
yi halin ubanta ba.  Husnaa, one thing we didnt tell you during the occasion is that
your son dedicated a whole poem for you which he tore when he realised that GGNK
is really representing you, because he took took plates of everything and when you
asked him sai yace ai har da na husnaa.  Wallahi mun gode da zumunci kuma mun
yi miki addu'an Allah yasa a gama lafiya - sai kin zo.

so many have attended but cant really remember their names, may be when the
official attendance list is posted by the chairman of the GTG.

For our members who couldnt attend due to one reason or the other, we hope that
you will attend the next GTG coming up on 26th December, 2009 at a venue to be
decided soonest.

We really missed IBB, WADUZ, AMIRA, MYSELF, TKTK, BAJOGA, UMMITA, HAFSEE,
BEE, HAFSY_LADY, IBRO2G and his darling MUHAHAHAHAHA, SHERIFF and lots of
other members who contributed to the success of this forum.  Mun Gode.

Oooops, forgot to report what happened to naman rago:-

Nura - ate three plates of lansir, 2 plate of zogale, 6 pieces of nakia, 2 dublam
a whole chinyan rago was no were to be found, ashe nura ne ya tafi dashi wani
lungu.

GGNK - shiru shiru, ashe mutumin ba dama, yazo da dan yunwansa from gidan
biki - he took a dish of lansir, nama kam ba dama sai da prof ya tashe shi from
the meat table.

Bakangizo - 4 cans of gaseous coca cola, i dont know how he did it, 2 can of
fruit juice, zogale kam ba magana.

EMTL - 3, 1, 3, 2, 2,...................and 1 to add up.

Prof.  - kasan dattijo ne, cikin ma ya zama dan kadan, he only ate a handful of
zogale and the soft part of the rago

Admin - Dan Arewa a London - same as his friend above.

Legendary Waziri - until you see him on the video - no comment.

Muda - couldnt eat, but when the whole thing is over, both himself and dan megona
took the whole remnant home - they did justice to the reminaing part of the ram.
they in the better position to account for it.

Arubuta - hmm, kai jama'a, masha Allahu.

Dan-Born - one slice of rago meat, didnt drink juice at all, a place of zogale because
of its medicinal powers - sin waw ra takuri.

watch out for the video pls.

MINUTES OF THE MEETING WILL SOON BE PUBLISHED,

Dan Borno, you will make a GGGRRRRRRRReeeeeeeeeeaAAAAAAAaaattTTTTTTTTTT gossip columnist!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[bakangizo]

Dan-Borno's Version of the GTG (Season 1)

Hey guys, ladies, papas and mamas - kanoonline has done it again.
Its a big surprise, but they did it on saturday at kano and the outcome
is encouraging.

among kanoonline personalities who graced the occasion are; the
honourable administrator in person of Salisu Danyaro and his co-driver
professor himself (uba) may the soul of the third dwarf rest in perfect
peace who is absent physically but spiritually with us.  these men deserve
a standing ovation, these men are men with the heart of gold, they are
visionary leaders who were naturally born to guide.  may they enjoy their
last days in good health, happy marriage life, obedient children and very
very fat bank accounts - i say amen as i pray.

another round of applause also goes to his royal highness, engineer, alhaji
mr. mijin senator and baban mu'azzam popularly known in kline as EMTL
yaro mai halin dattawa baka zama da tsohon najadu ko na wukari.  his
immense contribution towards realising this GTG is highly acknowledged.

another set of trio young, brilliant, tallented but bachelors also graced the
occasion in style and pride; they are; in order of seniority in the field of
bachelorhood - Gogannaka, Waziri and Nuruddeen (dan autan marubuta)
all in their happiest mood also grace the occasion. waziri, the famous writer,
analyst and barden yan arewa in all online forums - i am glad to announce
his new title from the palace of durbin funakaye as dan masanin kanoonline.
Gogannaka, my one and only friend, you are the only mosquitor in my net
and sugar in tea, the most gentle and humble kliner ever (highly recommended
to the single ladies wallahi) ga tsafta, iya sa kaya, ga murmushi - kai ba a
cewa komai - sai an taba akan san na kwarai.  Dan Jigawa, Nura Jibo, the
only surviving critic of saminu turaki despite saminu's effort in reviving the
new world by building the most tallest building in jigawa, Nura a young and
professional consultant turned freelance journalist, very hard on the papers
but softer than anything physically also stormed the occasion and delivered
a powerful presentation - wallahi, kline will forever remain grateful - kun yi
mana daidai.  admin yace a gode muku gaba daya.


bakangizo the defender of all those in power and dan adawan mawakan
hausa and actors especially dan ibro surprised the gathering when he came
in a big way after several speculation as to who bakangizo is.  this guy is
one hell of a guy, the most tallest and handsome  kline member.
(ladies, ba sa ido, he is already married to four wives, so no room yarinya
come tomorrow).  his attendance shows how committed he is, despite being
the best friend in his friend's marriage.  kanoonline tana godiya.

mudacris, now repented and a certified islamic evangalist and proselytizer,
the highest paid corps member and a historian turned computer consultant,
(however, he is wanted in a tarmuwa local govt of yobe state for questioning
over a missing fulani lady (details will be released to members soon). 
your efforts towards organizing this event will forever remain in our hearts
especially the conducive atmosphere of the venue you gave kline free of any
charges - the admin and entire members of kline mandated me to tell you
these words  - "mun gode Allah ya saka da alheri" as for your intention toget
hitched, kar kaji komai, we all started like you, putam po paya, ike engine mota.

wayyo Allah, were is yaron aunty - the young novelist, the most controversial
figure, committed member and the only loyalist of the queen of england. he is
the secretary/liaison officer of the GTG, he is the sole brain behind the GTG,
and he has achieved his aim of putting our heads together.  small but dangerous,
i dont mind if prof and admin will include you into their team to make up the
new revived three dwarfs?  a very shy young man and a prospective writer
in the century - ance na gaya ma, cewa, ka tsokalo kowace yarinya amma
banda bazawara don Allah.  mun gode, Allah ya bar zumunci.

Dan Megona, the inactive active member also played a vital role in organising this
memorable occasion.  he headed the sub-committee on food and snacks and he
did it very well to the satisafaction of prof.  the zogale and lansir got the highest
number of patronage by the married men at the occasion, may be Bakangizo can
shade more lights on its importance to the human body - but why only married
men are interested in the green zogale, i demand full explanation from prof & EMTL.
Dan Megona, admin yace a gode maka, professor kuma yace admission dinka
na jami'a za a aika maka har gida, sa'annan kuma mai girma durbin funakaye
yace an baka lifan to ease your mobility, amma do not go beyond the kano walls.

Auwal, popularly known as Diso, though havent met online, but his records speaks for
themselves also attended the occasion.  in fact, his attendance  has made the
occasion more vibrant and interactive, the likes of disos encouragement will go along
way in establishing a concrete forum with bright future.

Akramakallu Ustazu mai kokari, Anas aminin yaron aunty also attended the
occasion and as usual in his akramakallu style.  godiya muke da halartar wannan
taron.

Arubuta, farin balarabe whom we mistakenly took for bakangizo was also present
at the occassion.  arubuta, let me say thank you when you assisted me during the
video recording while i was busy delivering my lenthy paper presentation.

only two beautiful ladies attended the occasion, one was hauwa maijidda and the
other one is fauziyya, they are discouraged and dissapointed with the turn out
of ladies as if the occasion is a men cult organisation.  however, dan megona and
two among the trios of ........ i go give una gist.  interested person should send me
a PM for an unedited version of what happened.

Aunty Husnaa is not with us physically, amma she is with us throughout the occasion,
she spent her remaining dollars on the phone with us for over 20 minutes and almost
every member said hello to her and she really encouraged us - minkam ya'ta bata
yi halin ubanta ba.  Husnaa, one thing we didnt tell you during the occasion is that
your son dedicated a whole poem for you which he tore when he realised that GGNK
is really representing you, because he took took plates of everything and when you
asked him sai yace ai har da na husnaa.  Wallahi mun gode da zumunci kuma mun
yi miki addu'an Allah yasa a gama lafiya - sai kin zo.

so many have attended but cant really remember their names, may be when the
official attendance list is posted by the chairman of the GTG.

For our members who couldnt attend due to one reason or the other, we hope that
you will attend the next GTG coming up on 26th December, 2009 at a venue to be
decided soonest...

Anya DB, sure say you are not in the wrong profession? Ai ina ganin zaka fi dacewa da kakaki. At least I'm sure you'll be a better Information/Communication minister than Madam Nafdac. We should bring to the attention of Mr. President the existence of this highly skilled info disseminator ;D

Talking about skills, gaskiya ka burge ni fa the way wey you handled that rago with dexterity. :o Haba, just see as you take pieces that poor ram, like a professional mahauci! Anya baka taba sana'ar ba ;D (Even though for every two cuts, one deftly goes to your mouth). Ai ina kallon ka a boye.

Anyway, it was quiete an interesting gathering. Nice to have finally put faces to those usernames. Hope we live to do it again. Most of you guys are younger than I thought. Goga looks a complete gentleman, wonder why he's still a bach'lor. Gaskiya 'yanmatan mu suna kuskure da suka kyaleka free har yanzu. Once again, nice meeting all of you. And a big thanks to Husnaa for making sure she followed proceedings "online" on the phone. The rest of una ladies, una no fit come, una no fit call ::).  Even the one wey I think say she go call. tuts, tuts.

[amira]

DB that is an excellent excellent review. Ka cika kakaki.
I haven't been able to fully compile the minutes because i didn't take notes. However, i will inshaallah post a 'semi-official' brief shortly. I guess that would be season 2,LOL.

Amma fa DB baka da dama.You made my stomach hurt from laughter.

Kai kayi dariya ko ni lol, i was actually having my breakfast i literally had to move myself from where i was sitting cos i was laughin hard
i was like Dan Borno kenan the guy is tooooooooo funny.
DB gaskiya kam baya da dama.

[Dan-Borno]

Even though for every two cuts, one deftly goes to your mouth. Ai ina kallon ka a boye.

this one na pure fabrication, me i nefa even come close to the
rago sef. kai BKGZ

[arubuta]

Dan-Borno's Version of the GTG (Season 1)

arubuta, let me say thank you when you assisted me during the
video recording while i was busy delivering my lenthy paper presentation.

don't mention. HA WAI PAPER PRESENTATION. an gano u r
"Multi-Talented". To ya ka kwana da cikin ka.
hope baka je toilet da yawa ba.
saw u were buzy wit that meat, thank God i'm a vegeterian
da na kwana a toilet. i nice job DB.
hope next time baza ka kade ni da mota ba:)

[Bajoga]

:D, a hankali dai muda bamu samu daman halartan this get 2gether ba, we now getting some abubuwan da suka faru. Ashe manya sun........ :).

Ubangiji ya kaimu na this year da rai da lafiya tare da ikon halarta.

[gogannaka]

Wai when will the pictures be uploaded ne.
Its the only way to prove to those that didn't attend the dexterity(BKGZ's words) with which DB handled that Ram. Ashe akwai wadanda suka fi Muda cin burin barbeque.

Admin pls upload the pics.

[bakangizo]

Yeah, admin should quickly release those pics so that kowa ma ya gani. Tsaya ma tukun, me ya faru da ragowar naman ragon ne? Nasan dai jama'a basu cinye duka ba. Oya DB, tell us what u did with the remnant. Domin ranar naga kana boye-boyen wata bakar leda a aljihu.

[Dan-Borno]

fallasa ko? oya, tell the whole world what brought
you to my hotel room even after we have said gud
nite to all at the venue of the occasion?

__________________________________________

i have been able to upload a 5 minute video clip of
the GTG, though it is an amature video.  here is the
link -

[Dan-Borno]

i have been able to upload a 5 minute video clip of
the GTG, though it is an amature video.  here is the
link -

[Dave_McEwan_Hill]

Glad to see it.
It would have been nice to be able to identify those featured in it.